Thursday, April 23 – preview performance – 7:30pm
Friday, April 24 – opening night – 7:30pm
Saturday, April 25 – performance – 7:30pm
Sunday, April 26 – performance – 2:00pm
Thursday, April 30 – possible brush-up rehearsal TBD – 6:00
Friday, May 1 – performance – 7:30pm
Saturday, May 2 – performances – 2:00pm / 7:30pm
Sunday, May 3 – performance – 2:00pm
Thursday, May 7 – performance – 7:30pm
Friday, May 8 – performance – 7:30pm
Saturday, May 9 – performance – 7:30pm
Sunday, May 10 – closing performance – 2:00pm
CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS:
Albuquerque Little Theatre is committed to diverse and inclusive casting, and warmly invites performers of all races, ethnicities, abilities, and gender identities to audition for all roles in this production.
BERNARD
Male-identifying | 30s–40s | American
A confident American bachelor living in a sleek Paris apartment, Bernard believes he has perfected the ultimate romantic system: three fiancées, three flight schedules, zero overlap. Charming, polished, and smugly self-assured, he prides himself on his cleverness and control—until his carefully balanced world begins to unravel.
Bernard is a classic farce lead: quick-witted, physically agile, and capable of moving from smooth operator to full-blown panic in a heartbeat. He must remain likable even at his most selfish, with impeccable comic timing and strong physical awareness. The role demands stamina, precision, and escalating chaos without losing clarity or charm.
Intimacy: Kisses Gloria, Gabriella, and Gretchen.
GLORIA
Female-identifying | 20s–40s | American | Airline: TWA
Bright, confident, and unmistakably American, Gloria radiates enthusiasm and optimism. She is ambitious, affectionate, and proudly modern—politically progressive for her era and unafraid to speak her mind. She loves Bernard wholeheartedly and assumes she is the center of his world.
Her comedy leans toward buoyant physicality and earnest sincerity. She is athletic, direct, and emotionally open, often charging ahead before thinking things through. The role benefits from strong movement skills and a performer who can balance innocence with confidence without tipping into caricature.
Accent: New York
Intimacy: Kisses Bernard; kisses Robert; appears in a bath towel.
GABRIELLA
Female-identifying | 20s–40s | Italian | Airline: Alitalia
Fiery, romantic, and emotionally expressive, Gabriella experiences life at full volume. She believes deeply in love and sees herself as Bernard’s true match. Passionate and intelligent, she is far more perceptive than she initially appears.
Her comedy comes from bold emotional swings and physical expressiveness—rapid shifts from affection to outrage, tenderness to fury. The actor must embrace heightened emotion while keeping the character grounded and sincere.
Accent: Italian
Intimacy: Kisses Bernard; multiple kisses with Robert.
GRETCHEN
Female-identifying | 20s–30s | German | Airline: Lufthansa
Commanding, intense, and fiercely devoted, Gretchen loves with total commitment—and expects the same in return. She is disciplined, direct, and physically powerful, with a presence that dominates every room she enters. Her affection is sincere but overwhelming, flipping quickly between warmth and explosive passion.
The comedy lies in her absolute certainty and unstoppable momentum. This role calls for strong physicality, fearless commitment, and the ability to balance strength with vulnerability.
Accent: German
Intimacy: Kisses Robert; kisses Berthe.
ROBERT
Male-identifying | 30s–40s | American (Midwest)
Bernard’s old friend from Wisconsin, Robert arrives in Paris wide-eyed, awkward, and utterly unprepared for the chaos he walks into. Initially shy and morally uncertain, he slowly becomes entangled in Bernard’s schemes—first as a reluctant accomplice, then as an unlikely participant in the farce.
Robert’s arc is one of escalation: from anxious observer to frantic problem-solver. The role demands excellent physical comedy, escalating panic, and a strong sense of timing. Think nervous energy, mounting desperation, and comedic sincerity.
Intimacy: Kisses Gloria, Gabriella, and Gretchen.
BERTHE
Female-identifying | “older and over it” | French
Bernard’s long-suffering housekeeper and the only person fully aware of his elaborate deception. Berthe is practical, blunt, and perpetually exhausted by the revolving door of women and luggage. She tolerates Bernard’s nonsense because it’s her job—but she never misses a chance to comment on it.
Her humor is dry, sharp, and grounded. She serves as the audience’s anchor in reality, cutting through the madness with weary intelligence. Requires excellent timing, controlled physicality, and a strong sense of comedic restraint.
Accent: French
Intimacy: Kissed by Gretchen.
We hope to see you at auditions!
[/et_pb_text][/et_pb_column][/et_pb_row][/et_pb_section]albuquerque Little theatre
Contact info
Albuquerque, NM 87104
Box Office Hours:
Wednesday – Friday
10:00 AM – 3:00 PM
TECHNICAL REHEARSALS: April 19 – 23
PERFORMANCES: April 24 – May 10
Thursday, April 23 – preview performance – 7:30pm
Friday, April 24 – opening night – 7:30pm
Saturday, April 25 – performance – 7:30pm
Sunday, April 26 – performance – 2:00pm
Thursday, April 30 – possible brush-up rehearsal TBD – 6:00
Friday, May 1 – performance – 7:30pm
Saturday, May 2 – performances – 2:00pm / 7:30pm
Sunday, May 3 – performance – 2:00pm
Thursday, May 7 – performance – 7:30pm
Friday, May 8 – performance – 7:30pm
Saturday, May 9 – performance – 7:30pm
Sunday, May 10 – closing performance – 2:00pm
CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS:
Albuquerque Little Theatre is committed to diverse and inclusive casting, and warmly invites performers of all races, ethnicities, abilities, and gender identities to audition for all roles in this production.
BERNARD
Male-identifying | 30s–40s | American
A confident American bachelor living in a sleek Paris apartment, Bernard believes he has perfected the ultimate romantic system: three fiancées, three flight schedules, zero overlap. Charming, polished, and smugly self-assured, he prides himself on his cleverness and control—until his carefully balanced world begins to unravel.
Bernard is a classic farce lead: quick-witted, physically agile, and capable of moving from smooth operator to full-blown panic in a heartbeat. He must remain likable even at his most selfish, with impeccable comic timing and strong physical awareness. The role demands stamina, precision, and escalating chaos without losing clarity or charm.
Intimacy: Kisses Gloria, Gabriella, and Gretchen.
GLORIA
Female-identifying | 20s–40s | American | Airline: TWA
Bright, confident, and unmistakably American, Gloria radiates enthusiasm and optimism. She is ambitious, affectionate, and proudly modern—politically progressive for her era and unafraid to speak her mind. She loves Bernard wholeheartedly and assumes she is the center of his world.
Her comedy leans toward buoyant physicality and earnest sincerity. She is athletic, direct, and emotionally open, often charging ahead before thinking things through. The role benefits from strong movement skills and a performer who can balance innocence with confidence without tipping into caricature.
Accent: New York
Intimacy: Kisses Bernard; kisses Robert; appears in a bath towel.
GABRIELLA
Female-identifying | 20s–40s | Italian | Airline: Alitalia
Fiery, romantic, and emotionally expressive, Gabriella experiences life at full volume. She believes deeply in love and sees herself as Bernard’s true match. Passionate and intelligent, she is far more perceptive than she initially appears.
Her comedy comes from bold emotional swings and physical expressiveness—rapid shifts from affection to outrage, tenderness to fury. The actor must embrace heightened emotion while keeping the character grounded and sincere.
Accent: Italian
Intimacy: Kisses Bernard; multiple kisses with Robert.
GRETCHEN
Female-identifying | 20s–30s | German | Airline: Lufthansa
Commanding, intense, and fiercely devoted, Gretchen loves with total commitment—and expects the same in return. She is disciplined, direct, and physically powerful, with a presence that dominates every room she enters. Her affection is sincere but overwhelming, flipping quickly between warmth and explosive passion.
The comedy lies in her absolute certainty and unstoppable momentum. This role calls for strong physicality, fearless commitment, and the ability to balance strength with vulnerability.
Accent: German
Intimacy: Kisses Robert; kisses Berthe.
ROBERT
Male-identifying | 30s–40s | American (Midwest)
Bernard’s old friend from Wisconsin, Robert arrives in Paris wide-eyed, awkward, and utterly unprepared for the chaos he walks into. Initially shy and morally uncertain, he slowly becomes entangled in Bernard’s schemes—first as a reluctant accomplice, then as an unlikely participant in the farce.
Robert’s arc is one of escalation: from anxious observer to frantic problem-solver. The role demands excellent physical comedy, escalating panic, and a strong sense of timing. Think nervous energy, mounting desperation, and comedic sincerity.
Intimacy: Kisses Gloria, Gabriella, and Gretchen.
BERTHE
Female-identifying | “older and over it” | French
Bernard’s long-suffering housekeeper and the only person fully aware of his elaborate deception. Berthe is practical, blunt, and perpetually exhausted by the revolving door of women and luggage. She tolerates Bernard’s nonsense because it’s her job—but she never misses a chance to comment on it.
Her humor is dry, sharp, and grounded. She serves as the audience’s anchor in reality, cutting through the madness with weary intelligence. Requires excellent timing, controlled physicality, and a strong sense of comedic restraint.
Accent: French
Intimacy: Kissed by Gretchen.
We hope to see you at auditions!
[/et_pb_text][/et_pb_column][/et_pb_row][/et_pb_section]albuquerque Little theatre
Contact info
Albuquerque, NM 87104
Box Office Hours:
Wednesday – Friday
10:00 AM – 3:00 PM
PHOTOSHOOT: TBD
TECHNICAL REHEARSALS: April 19 – 23
PERFORMANCES: April 24 – May 10
Thursday, April 23 – preview performance – 7:30pm
Friday, April 24 – opening night – 7:30pm
Saturday, April 25 – performance – 7:30pm
Sunday, April 26 – performance – 2:00pm
Thursday, April 30 – possible brush-up rehearsal TBD – 6:00
Friday, May 1 – performance – 7:30pm
Saturday, May 2 – performances – 2:00pm / 7:30pm
Sunday, May 3 – performance – 2:00pm
Thursday, May 7 – performance – 7:30pm
Friday, May 8 – performance – 7:30pm
Saturday, May 9 – performance – 7:30pm
Sunday, May 10 – closing performance – 2:00pm
CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS:
Albuquerque Little Theatre is committed to diverse and inclusive casting, and warmly invites performers of all races, ethnicities, abilities, and gender identities to audition for all roles in this production.
BERNARD
Male-identifying | 30s–40s | American
A confident American bachelor living in a sleek Paris apartment, Bernard believes he has perfected the ultimate romantic system: three fiancées, three flight schedules, zero overlap. Charming, polished, and smugly self-assured, he prides himself on his cleverness and control—until his carefully balanced world begins to unravel.
Bernard is a classic farce lead: quick-witted, physically agile, and capable of moving from smooth operator to full-blown panic in a heartbeat. He must remain likable even at his most selfish, with impeccable comic timing and strong physical awareness. The role demands stamina, precision, and escalating chaos without losing clarity or charm.
Intimacy: Kisses Gloria, Gabriella, and Gretchen.
GLORIA
Female-identifying | 20s–40s | American | Airline: TWA
Bright, confident, and unmistakably American, Gloria radiates enthusiasm and optimism. She is ambitious, affectionate, and proudly modern—politically progressive for her era and unafraid to speak her mind. She loves Bernard wholeheartedly and assumes she is the center of his world.
Her comedy leans toward buoyant physicality and earnest sincerity. She is athletic, direct, and emotionally open, often charging ahead before thinking things through. The role benefits from strong movement skills and a performer who can balance innocence with confidence without tipping into caricature.
Accent: New York
Intimacy: Kisses Bernard; kisses Robert; appears in a bath towel.
GABRIELLA
Female-identifying | 20s–40s | Italian | Airline: Alitalia
Fiery, romantic, and emotionally expressive, Gabriella experiences life at full volume. She believes deeply in love and sees herself as Bernard’s true match. Passionate and intelligent, she is far more perceptive than she initially appears.
Her comedy comes from bold emotional swings and physical expressiveness—rapid shifts from affection to outrage, tenderness to fury. The actor must embrace heightened emotion while keeping the character grounded and sincere.
Accent: Italian
Intimacy: Kisses Bernard; multiple kisses with Robert.
GRETCHEN
Female-identifying | 20s–30s | German | Airline: Lufthansa
Commanding, intense, and fiercely devoted, Gretchen loves with total commitment—and expects the same in return. She is disciplined, direct, and physically powerful, with a presence that dominates every room she enters. Her affection is sincere but overwhelming, flipping quickly between warmth and explosive passion.
The comedy lies in her absolute certainty and unstoppable momentum. This role calls for strong physicality, fearless commitment, and the ability to balance strength with vulnerability.
Accent: German
Intimacy: Kisses Robert; kisses Berthe.
ROBERT
Male-identifying | 30s–40s | American (Midwest)
Bernard’s old friend from Wisconsin, Robert arrives in Paris wide-eyed, awkward, and utterly unprepared for the chaos he walks into. Initially shy and morally uncertain, he slowly becomes entangled in Bernard’s schemes—first as a reluctant accomplice, then as an unlikely participant in the farce.
Robert’s arc is one of escalation: from anxious observer to frantic problem-solver. The role demands excellent physical comedy, escalating panic, and a strong sense of timing. Think nervous energy, mounting desperation, and comedic sincerity.
Intimacy: Kisses Gloria, Gabriella, and Gretchen.
BERTHE
Female-identifying | “older and over it” | French
Bernard’s long-suffering housekeeper and the only person fully aware of his elaborate deception. Berthe is practical, blunt, and perpetually exhausted by the revolving door of women and luggage. She tolerates Bernard’s nonsense because it’s her job—but she never misses a chance to comment on it.
Her humor is dry, sharp, and grounded. She serves as the audience’s anchor in reality, cutting through the madness with weary intelligence. Requires excellent timing, controlled physicality, and a strong sense of comedic restraint.
Accent: French
Intimacy: Kissed by Gretchen.
We hope to see you at auditions!
[/et_pb_text][/et_pb_column][/et_pb_row][/et_pb_section]albuquerque Little theatre
Contact info
Albuquerque, NM 87104
Box Office Hours:
Wednesday – Friday
10:00 AM – 3:00 PM
Auditions
Boeing Boeing
Boeing-Boeing by Marc Camoletti
Meet Bernard, an American bachelor living the high life in Paris, expertly juggling romances with three glamorous flight attendants — one German, one American, and one Italian — each blissfully unaware of the others. With the help of his long-suffering French housekeeper, his perfectly timed routine stays in the air… until his old friend from Wisconsin shows up unannounced. Mix it all together, and you get a whirlwind farce packed with close calls, slammed doors, and pure 60s mod mayhem.
This production will be directed by Brandon Thomsen.
Auditions
See Audition Form (linked at the bottom of this page) to sign up.
Auditions will take place on March 7 and 8, by appointment. Each audition appointment will consist of a group of 8-10 actors that will be asked to read a variety of scenes from the script. The script pages will be available to peruse prior to the audition. There is nothing to formally prepare or memorize, but you are welcome to familiarize yourself with the material.
CALLBACKS (by invitation only): If needed, callbacks will be held on March 9. Those needed for callbacks will be contacted directly to attend.
REHEARSALS begin March 17. Rehearsals are typically Sunday – Thursday, 6:30 – 9:30pm. Rehearsals may be called outside these days and times based on actor availability. No rehearsals will be held April 3rd – 5th.
PHOTOSHOOT: TBD
TECHNICAL REHEARSALS: April 19 – 23
PERFORMANCES: April 24 – May 10
Thursday, April 23 – preview performance – 7:30pm
Friday, April 24 – opening night – 7:30pm
Saturday, April 25 – performance – 7:30pm
Sunday, April 26 – performance – 2:00pm
Thursday, April 30 – possible brush-up rehearsal TBD – 6:00
Friday, May 1 – performance – 7:30pm
Saturday, May 2 – performances – 2:00pm / 7:30pm
Sunday, May 3 – performance – 2:00pm
Thursday, May 7 – performance – 7:30pm
Friday, May 8 – performance – 7:30pm
Saturday, May 9 – performance – 7:30pm
Sunday, May 10 – closing performance – 2:00pm
CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS:
Albuquerque Little Theatre is committed to diverse and inclusive casting, and warmly invites performers of all races, ethnicities, abilities, and gender identities to audition for all roles in this production.
BERNARD
Male-identifying | 30s–40s | American
A confident American bachelor living in a sleek Paris apartment, Bernard believes he has perfected the ultimate romantic system: three fiancées, three flight schedules, zero overlap. Charming, polished, and smugly self-assured, he prides himself on his cleverness and control—until his carefully balanced world begins to unravel.
Bernard is a classic farce lead: quick-witted, physically agile, and capable of moving from smooth operator to full-blown panic in a heartbeat. He must remain likable even at his most selfish, with impeccable comic timing and strong physical awareness. The role demands stamina, precision, and escalating chaos without losing clarity or charm.
Intimacy: Kisses Gloria, Gabriella, and Gretchen.
GLORIA
Female-identifying | 20s–40s | American | Airline: TWA
Bright, confident, and unmistakably American, Gloria radiates enthusiasm and optimism. She is ambitious, affectionate, and proudly modern—politically progressive for her era and unafraid to speak her mind. She loves Bernard wholeheartedly and assumes she is the center of his world.
Her comedy leans toward buoyant physicality and earnest sincerity. She is athletic, direct, and emotionally open, often charging ahead before thinking things through. The role benefits from strong movement skills and a performer who can balance innocence with confidence without tipping into caricature.
Accent: New York
Intimacy: Kisses Bernard; kisses Robert; appears in a bath towel.
GABRIELLA
Female-identifying | 20s–40s | Italian | Airline: Alitalia
Fiery, romantic, and emotionally expressive, Gabriella experiences life at full volume. She believes deeply in love and sees herself as Bernard’s true match. Passionate and intelligent, she is far more perceptive than she initially appears.
Her comedy comes from bold emotional swings and physical expressiveness—rapid shifts from affection to outrage, tenderness to fury. The actor must embrace heightened emotion while keeping the character grounded and sincere.
Accent: Italian
Intimacy: Kisses Bernard; multiple kisses with Robert.
GRETCHEN
Female-identifying | 20s–30s | German | Airline: Lufthansa
Commanding, intense, and fiercely devoted, Gretchen loves with total commitment—and expects the same in return. She is disciplined, direct, and physically powerful, with a presence that dominates every room she enters. Her affection is sincere but overwhelming, flipping quickly between warmth and explosive passion.
The comedy lies in her absolute certainty and unstoppable momentum. This role calls for strong physicality, fearless commitment, and the ability to balance strength with vulnerability.
Accent: German
Intimacy: Kisses Robert; kisses Berthe.
ROBERT
Male-identifying | 30s–40s | American (Midwest)
Bernard’s old friend from Wisconsin, Robert arrives in Paris wide-eyed, awkward, and utterly unprepared for the chaos he walks into. Initially shy and morally uncertain, he slowly becomes entangled in Bernard’s schemes—first as a reluctant accomplice, then as an unlikely participant in the farce.
Robert’s arc is one of escalation: from anxious observer to frantic problem-solver. The role demands excellent physical comedy, escalating panic, and a strong sense of timing. Think nervous energy, mounting desperation, and comedic sincerity.
Intimacy: Kisses Gloria, Gabriella, and Gretchen.
BERTHE
Female-identifying | “older and over it” | French
Bernard’s long-suffering housekeeper and the only person fully aware of his elaborate deception. Berthe is practical, blunt, and perpetually exhausted by the revolving door of women and luggage. She tolerates Bernard’s nonsense because it’s her job—but she never misses a chance to comment on it.
Her humor is dry, sharp, and grounded. She serves as the audience’s anchor in reality, cutting through the madness with weary intelligence. Requires excellent timing, controlled physicality, and a strong sense of comedic restraint.
Accent: French
Intimacy: Kissed by Gretchen.
We hope to see you at auditions!
albuquerque Little theatre
Contact info
Albuquerque, NM 87104
Box Office Hours:
Wednesday – Friday
10:00 AM – 3:00 PM
Auditions
Boeing Boeing
Boeing-Boeing by Marc Camoletti
Meet Bernard, an American bachelor living the high life in Paris, expertly juggling romances with three glamorous flight attendants — one German, one American, and one Italian — each blissfully unaware of the others. With the help of his long-suffering French housekeeper, his perfectly timed routine stays in the air… until his old friend from Wisconsin shows up unannounced. Mix it all together, and you get a whirlwind farce packed with close calls, slammed doors, and pure 60s mod mayhem.
This production will be directed by Brandon Thomsen.
Auditions
See Audition Form (linked at the bottom of this page) to sign up.
Auditions will take place on March 7 and 8, by appointment. Each audition appointment will consist of a group of 8-10 actors that will be asked to read a variety of scenes from the script. The script pages will be available to peruse prior to the audition. There is nothing to formally prepare or memorize, but you are welcome to familiarize yourself with the material.
CALLBACKS (by invitation only): If needed, callbacks will be held on March 9. Those needed for callbacks will be contacted directly to attend.
REHEARSALS begin March 17. Rehearsals are typically Sunday – Thursday, 6:30 – 9:30pm. Rehearsals may be called outside these days and times based on actor availability. No rehearsals will be held April 3rd – 5th.
PHOTOSHOOT: TBD
TECHNICAL REHEARSALS: April 19 – 23
PERFORMANCES: April 24 – May 10
Thursday, April 23 – preview performance – 7:30pm
Friday, April 24 – opening night – 7:30pm
Saturday, April 25 – performance – 7:30pm
Sunday, April 26 – performance – 2:00pm
Thursday, April 30 – possible brush-up rehearsal TBD – 6:00
Friday, May 1 – performance – 7:30pm
Saturday, May 2 – performances – 2:00pm / 7:30pm
Sunday, May 3 – performance – 2:00pm
Thursday, May 7 – performance – 7:30pm
Friday, May 8 – performance – 7:30pm
Saturday, May 9 – performance – 7:30pm
Sunday, May 10 – closing performance – 2:00pm
CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS:
Albuquerque Little Theatre is committed to diverse and inclusive casting, and warmly invites performers of all races, ethnicities, abilities, and gender identities to audition for all roles in this production.
BERNARD
Male-identifying | 30s–40s | American
A confident American bachelor living in a sleek Paris apartment, Bernard believes he has perfected the ultimate romantic system: three fiancées, three flight schedules, zero overlap. Charming, polished, and smugly self-assured, he prides himself on his cleverness and control—until his carefully balanced world begins to unravel.
Bernard is a classic farce lead: quick-witted, physically agile, and capable of moving from smooth operator to full-blown panic in a heartbeat. He must remain likable even at his most selfish, with impeccable comic timing and strong physical awareness. The role demands stamina, precision, and escalating chaos without losing clarity or charm.
Intimacy: Kisses Gloria, Gabriella, and Gretchen.
GLORIA
Female-identifying | 20s–40s | American | Airline: TWA
Bright, confident, and unmistakably American, Gloria radiates enthusiasm and optimism. She is ambitious, affectionate, and proudly modern—politically progressive for her era and unafraid to speak her mind. She loves Bernard wholeheartedly and assumes she is the center of his world.
Her comedy leans toward buoyant physicality and earnest sincerity. She is athletic, direct, and emotionally open, often charging ahead before thinking things through. The role benefits from strong movement skills and a performer who can balance innocence with confidence without tipping into caricature.
Accent: New York
Intimacy: Kisses Bernard; kisses Robert; appears in a bath towel.
GABRIELLA
Female-identifying | 20s–40s | Italian | Airline: Alitalia
Fiery, romantic, and emotionally expressive, Gabriella experiences life at full volume. She believes deeply in love and sees herself as Bernard’s true match. Passionate and intelligent, she is far more perceptive than she initially appears.
Her comedy comes from bold emotional swings and physical expressiveness—rapid shifts from affection to outrage, tenderness to fury. The actor must embrace heightened emotion while keeping the character grounded and sincere.
Accent: Italian
Intimacy: Kisses Bernard; multiple kisses with Robert.
GRETCHEN
Female-identifying | 20s–30s | German | Airline: Lufthansa
Commanding, intense, and fiercely devoted, Gretchen loves with total commitment—and expects the same in return. She is disciplined, direct, and physically powerful, with a presence that dominates every room she enters. Her affection is sincere but overwhelming, flipping quickly between warmth and explosive passion.
The comedy lies in her absolute certainty and unstoppable momentum. This role calls for strong physicality, fearless commitment, and the ability to balance strength with vulnerability.
Accent: German
Intimacy: Kisses Robert; kisses Berthe.
ROBERT
Male-identifying | 30s–40s | American (Midwest)
Bernard’s old friend from Wisconsin, Robert arrives in Paris wide-eyed, awkward, and utterly unprepared for the chaos he walks into. Initially shy and morally uncertain, he slowly becomes entangled in Bernard’s schemes—first as a reluctant accomplice, then as an unlikely participant in the farce.
Robert’s arc is one of escalation: from anxious observer to frantic problem-solver. The role demands excellent physical comedy, escalating panic, and a strong sense of timing. Think nervous energy, mounting desperation, and comedic sincerity.
Intimacy: Kisses Gloria, Gabriella, and Gretchen.
BERTHE
Female-identifying | “older and over it” | French
Bernard’s long-suffering housekeeper and the only person fully aware of his elaborate deception. Berthe is practical, blunt, and perpetually exhausted by the revolving door of women and luggage. She tolerates Bernard’s nonsense because it’s her job—but she never misses a chance to comment on it.
Her humor is dry, sharp, and grounded. She serves as the audience’s anchor in reality, cutting through the madness with weary intelligence. Requires excellent timing, controlled physicality, and a strong sense of comedic restraint.
Accent: French
Intimacy: Kissed by Gretchen.
We hope to see you at auditions!
albuquerque Little theatre
Contact info
Albuquerque, NM 87104
Box Office Hours:
Wednesday – Friday
10:00 AM – 3:00 PM